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Rated 1 / 5 stars


Well done for sucking enough to try and redeem yourself. I believe though, that as an act of spotaneousity, you should be somewhat forgiven. But do not expect me to associate with you anymore, you insipid little child. And please, before you try to mock us, acknowledge that our forum, and our group is much better without your childish attention-seeking habits. As for your flash, I'm sure you know that most of us only rated you highly because you were a member of our flash group, and also because we pitied you? I believe that, on a whole, none of us ever liked your flash, or your artwork. So please, illuminate me - why are you still breathing?

Chaos-fox responds:

you took your time to make a well thought out hate review, i respect that =D

Want You Bad Collab XD Want You Bad Collab XD

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Why did you resubmit it?

You’re so incredibly conceited and I dislike you. Just to get that out of the way. I shall try to mark without basing my ideas around that though (I still dislike you.)
Well, as you stated before ‘to let n00bs work with’ then I forget the rest and can’t be bothered to click back again. Basically, you were being an idiot and suggesting that this collab’ was used to introduce people who were new at flash to elitist fucks, no offence Dan or Grant something or other. To be honest, with all the bigging-up you gave Grantafaloon (?) or whatever the fudge his name is, I thought his part would be better, and it wasn’t. It bore no relevance to the song at all… And was pretty sucky, really, he didn’t put much effort in. Dan did quite well, but still, after you forced the fourth part out of him, you could tell he didn’t want to do anymore (don’t deny it.)
I apologise, but I don’t think this was worth a daily fifth, or daily anything, to be honest. ‘Daily shitpile,’ maybe. Nothing else. Don’t get me wrong, I think the animation was fairly good, a few parts lacking (why the hell did James’ part involve anal se- No, I don’t want to know) in stature, but a standard fairly high throughout. I’m still rather angry that you didn’t recolor my art or remove it like I asked, and think you’re a fucking asshole, but what can I say. You can’t deny the truth, no? Hmm..
Anyway, you picked a damn good song. Maybe that’s why it’s over-rated, who knows? I don’t know why you resubmitted, though… It sucked first and it sucked after. And you didn’t half fuck up Ultra’s part, first time.
Hah, I averaged the scores…. 6 graphics, 10 sound, 2 interactivity, 1 style, 0 violence, 1 humor, and you got 3.3 recurring. The standards of the dailies have really gone down, don’t you think?
The worst thing is, you offered to recolor my picture (even though you colored it and made it shit in the first place) in return for me reviewing you ten.... Goddamn.
I’m going to go sit on my bed and cast fucking hexes on you now, or something of the sorts. If it harms you, it’s good enough for me. I probably shouldn’t’ve typed that, but I did. Hang me.

Dogzin responds:

i am VERY disapointed with GRANFALOON's part too - he was the last person to make his part - i didnt big it up - i just said he was AMAZNIG and we expecting something MUCH better myself and what do you know about Dan Dark Amber? - he said to ME -have you got any more parts left - ill forward the email if you want - ask on the NB also his parts arent in chrological order so how can you tell he didnt want to do the LAST one? also this DID deserve daily 5th - and the people of newgrounds think so too AND I DID RE COULER YOUR FUCKING PART AMBER FFS!WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT - IT LOOKED BETTER IN #FFCC99 anyway! your couler quite sucks.

And over-rated i dont think so - i actually think this is UNDER RATED - and i know alot more about flash/animation/newgrounds/th e portal than you
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 1 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 2 quality entries.

and level one!!!!!!!! lmao

shows what you know about anything,

and CASUALTY "FUCKED UP" Ultra's part not me.

LOLOLOLOLOL your going to HEX ME!?!

that HAS to be one of the funniest things ive heard in a while, in the words of Becca, "geez, she reads ONE spell book and thinks she's OSIRIS or something" AND you sound like a big baby anyway - waaaaaaaah im gunna sit on my bed and wish you went away <boo fucking hoo>

see, this review was COMPLETELY uncalled for - and most of it wasnt the truth - you just like to cause arguments - its not me - all i did was make a GOOD flash and you were mega jelouas i got daily 5th when you cant get on newgrounds

<isnt sure what you did in 2000 frame montage - maybe trace an image or something?> meh, thats over rated and it stole the draw FBF draw it infront of your eyes style

all in all YOURS was BY FAR the worst part - and i did you a FAVOUR by letting you in - style 1 well thats just not true and overall 3? lmao!

dont you have BETTER things to do on BOXING DAY - like go away or something please =]

2000 frame montage 2000 frame montage

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yay ^^

Hmmmm, if I could actually work flash I'd've done my own parts with the frame-by-framing of each line... But what can't be helped can't be helped. I think it turned own quite well.
Style, Dogzin? What is style? You have no claim to style, love. Well done, you've made either: A. a collaboration. THAT'S never been done before, of course, so it's definately your style. B. Stealing my art without my direct permission and recoloring it like you've never seen a female body before. I have to admit, I really really love that style, Dogzin. C. Shit. Speaks for itself.
Xenothingy, I think you're being too harsh... Although it isn't the most finely toned of things, it's not crappy (like most of Dogzin's flash) either. The art wasn't that bad, you really gave us a very unfair mark for that. Perhaps you were going on the frame-by-frame instead of the finished product? If not, I'd love for you to send me a message and tell me what was wrong with my art (which I'm sure you can identify between because of the different art styles - I draw the strange looking women with long eyelashes, FireNuke draws the more cute-sy animé.)
JohnGames, it was NOT - I repeat, NOT blammed before: FireNuke removed it himself. It maintained a score of 2.8. Regardless of how 'the audience of NewGrounds' wants things, I think we did the right thing on doing something different than others (fuck you, Dogzin, fuck you)... If you were given exactly the same meal that you liked every single day, you'd grow to hate it eventually, wouldn't you?
Liam, you're an idiot.
Snow, thankyou! Umm... Well, go and watch 'Teh Magic RPG' by FireNuke, that has a story for you. Appetite satiated for am plot, yet?

FireNuke responds:

i hate this review. why? because it contained the word dogzin more then once. i love this review. why? because it explains alot stics up for me and advertises tmrpg!!!1 amber, i love you^^ xeno, WOAH, harsh, dogzin, fuck you sex offender boy. other who insult or fbf ness, go die

Keeblur Keeblur

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


How adorable... I should go watch your newer material...

Tankclocks Tankclocks

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Good old humorous humor. I'm not sure whether to think that was 'cute' or funny... Hmmm. I'll decide eventually. Besides that, your scripting is brilliant.... And some of these people need to read up on Newgrounds history.. Psch.. Besides that, I like it... What was I saying... Damn...

&amp;quot;Paralyzed&amp;quot; Collaboration "Paralyzed" Collaboration

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Okay, so the menu wasn't so great itself. It looked kind of basic. I was like 'Oh fuck, another simple one...' But I watched anyway because I'm nice. First off, Great choice of song! Okay let's do this scene-by-scene...

1st: FireNuke -
The art itself could do with a bit of cleaning up, a bit of practise, but it was pretty good! Shadows don't look like that ^^. Also, that was a brilliant way of starting off the flash, with the guy and the guitar... Pretty good, Chad. 7/10

2nd: Leet_Productions -
You're a good artist, love, but you suck at lip-sync. That's all I have to say for this scene ^^. 5/10

3rd: SickSith -
Wow! The best part I've seen so far. Your lip-syncing is brilliant! Art, is a bit shabby bit I have the feeling you're being shabby on purpose and can do better if you set your mind to it. You sure know how to grab attention, boy. 8/10

4th: Decade Studios -
Pretty good, but I don't see the relevance to Mario dodging Tetris pieces. Sorry. No, no, I lied... I see the relevance to the song; I just don't get the point. Sorry, Love. ^^ 6/10

5th: Osuka -
My God, Osuka! Your graphics are fucking awesome. Wow. ... Wow. The best graphics I have seen so far. Also the best relevance and humor. 9/10

6th: -Evan- -
What the hell? Hehehe… 3/10

7th: SpaceWalk –
Cute graphics, shitty lip-syncing. Cute, though. 5/10.

8th: Kes –
Aw sweetie, that was weird and slightly disturbing =). 7/10

9th: Slick –
Wow. This is a damned good idea, with pretty good lip-syncing and fairly good graphics. The only problem I can pick is the ‘P’ syncing… It looks, to me, more like an ‘O’, but it still goes. Go you. 8/10


Oh, and by the way, I had to watch the whole thing about 40 times to make a review for each author… God damn it, put in a scene selection.

Overall mean: 6.4.
Sorry guys.
-Evan- and Decade kind of ruined it.

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Leet-Productions responds:

Thanks for the helbful review!

Bleed: Vampire Awakening2 Bleed: Vampire Awakening2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


See now that was pretty good... A few mistakes with the sync'ing, a few disproportional body stances... But still fairly good. The only real problem I have to pick is with the voice acting; Elizabeth's voice was pretty good, but the two men seemed two alike. Their voies sort of mingled into eachother and had no expression... Keep trying, though. Well done!

[Clock Day] A.I.D.S. [Clock Day] A.I.D.S.

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hell, yeah...

Yuh, I could get off to that.

Casualty responds:

hahaha thanks, I'm glad you liked it! Please enjoy my other movies lol!

All New All Your Base All New All Your Base

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Just another All Your Base...

It was better than most All Your Base parodies, though. I don't see people's prollem.
And the guy with whiney 'Go kill yourself' shit? How 'bout you get some gasoline, drown yourself in it, then lgiht and match and swallow it? Just because your life has no purpose and you can't get a girl doesn't mean you have to inflict your stupidity on everybody else.
Heh. Burn.

FireNuke responds:

and that is why i love you. and toast, cant forget toast. plus its another ayb cus we got bored one weekend and made an ayb movie.

super bunny one super bunny one

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I want Super-Bunny's babies.

FireNuke responds:

i dont think that will work, but im sure he will have a go lol